When you have no money, you eat wild vegetables at home.
When you have money, you eat the same wild vegetables at a fine restaurant.
當(dāng)你沒有錢的時候，待在家里吃野菜。
當(dāng)你有錢的時候，坐在高檔餐廳里吃著同樣的野菜。
When you have no money, you ride a bicycle;
when you have money, you ride an exercise machine.
當(dāng)你沒有錢的時候，騎著自行車；
當(dāng)你有錢的時候，騎著健身車。
When you have no money, you dream of marriage;
when you have money, you dream of divorce.
當(dāng)你沒錢的時候，夢想著結(jié)婚；
當(dāng)你有錢之后，卻又想著離婚。
When you have no money, your wife becomes a secretary;
when you have money, your secretary becomes your wife.
當(dāng)你沒錢的時候，你的老婆變成了秘書；
當(dāng)你有錢之后，秘書卻變成了你的老婆。
When you have no money, you act like a rich man; when you have money, you act like a poor man.
當(dāng)你沒錢的時候，表現(xiàn)得像個富豪；
當(dāng)你有錢的時候，卻又裝的像一個窮人。
Man, O man, never tells the truth.
人啊，永遠(yuǎn)都不會講真話。
He says the stock market is bad but keeps speculating.
他說股票市場很亂但總是保持投機(jī)心理。
He says money is evil but keeps accumulating.
他說鈔票是魔鬼但一直賺錢。
He says high positions are lonely but strive to get them.
他說高職位太孤獨(dú)卻一直晉升。
He says smoking and drinking are bad for health but keeps partaking.
他說吸煙喝酒有害健康但總是參與其中。
He says heaven is good but refuses to go.
他說天堂很美好卻拒絕去那個地方。
What is life about?
到底什么是生活？
At one, you are the top priority.
一歲的時候，你是最主要的。
At 10, academic excellence is the top priority.
十歲的時候，成績是最主要的。
At 20, dating is the top priority.
二十歲的時候，約會是最主要的。
At 30, a promising career is the top priority.
三十歲的時候，好工作是最主要的。
At 40, keeping your body in shape is the top priority.
四十歲的時候，身材是最主要的。
At 50, competing with others is your top priority.
五十歲的時候，競爭是最主要的。
At 60, having a united family is your top priority.
六十歲的時候，家庭和睦是最主要的。
At 70, being capable of remembering something is the top priority.
七十歲的時候，回憶是最主要的。
At 80, moving around is the top priority.
八十歲的時候，活動是最主要的。
At 90, knowing directions is your top priority.
九十歲的時候，方向是最主要的。
At 100, having a nice portrait of yourself on the wall is your top priority.
當(dāng)一百歲的時候，墻上你的肖像才是最主要的。
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