1. Top 4 wishes1. To earn money without working.2. To be smart without studying.3. To love without being hurt.4. To eat without getting fat.四個(gè)最想實(shí)現(xiàn)的愿望：1. 不勞而獲；2. 不學(xué)無(wú)術(shù)；3. 相愛(ài)無(wú)傷；4. 狂吃不胖。2. Whatever you do always give 100%! Unless you're donating blood.做事情就要做到百分之百！除非你是在獻(xiàn)血。。。3. This is Sahara toilet, the biggest toilet in the world.這是撒哈拉大廁所，世界上最大的廁所哦。4. Probably the worst thing about being a penguin is after you're in an argument you'll try to waddle away angrily but still look adorably cute.身為企鵝最可悲的一點(diǎn)也許是，一場(chǎng)激烈的爭(zhēng)吵后，你邁著堅(jiān)毅的步伐憤然離開(kāi)，而在別人眼中卻是一個(gè)搖搖擺擺賣萌的小可愛(ài)。5. I just feel so irrelephant...我就是覺(jué)得自己風(fēng)馬牛不相及。。?！?/section>
6. Old people at weddings always poke me and say "You're next." So, I started doing the same thing to them at funeral.老人們喜歡在婚禮上戳戳我，并對(duì)我說(shuō)：“下一個(gè)就是你啦。”所以我開(kāi)始在葬禮上以牙還牙。7. Of course I am in shape! Round is a shape.我當(dāng)然很有型！胖也是一種形嘛。 。8. Strength is the ability to break chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands and eat just one of those pieces.真正的勇士，就是可以徒手將巧克力掰成四瓣，卻只吃其中一塊。9. Afraid to die alone?Become a bus driver.害怕一個(gè)人孤單地死去？公交車司機(jī)是你的不二選擇。10.I'm just becoming a classic.我不是一天天變老，只是越變?cè)浇?jīng)典11.月亮無(wú)法成為一名絕地武士是因?yàn)樗年幇得妗?/section>
12.聾人能分辨出哈欠和尖叫的區(qū)別嗎？13.我認(rèn)為發(fā)明領(lǐng)帶的人其實(shí)打算自殺，然后他在鏡子里看見(jiàn)了自己的樣子，于是想到“等一下，這個(gè)看起來(lái)不錯(cuò)。”
